SHOTS FIRED

(Source: whispersexinmyears, via c---u---m)

• teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. i'll need your e-mail address.
• me: 
• teacher: 
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• me: tastybitch69@hotmail.com

kushdrinker:

my search was successful 

(via claphne)

londoniers:

once my sister was eating pop rocks on my bed and spilled some but forgot to clean it up and apparently some pop rocks got on my pillow bc in the middle of the night i happened to drool and i swear to fucking god there is nothing more terrifying than having pop rocks exploding all up in your face when you are asleep 

(via yourvoiceinnovember)

braydaaan:

my gay white boy eyes are in love 

(Source: juststays, via unimportant)

(Source: wordsofwisdoms, via flurting)

circlejerkcommander:

i am safe and ready for the sex

(via claphne)

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

being black is really wonderful and convenient bc i can just be sitting here in my room like this

and whenever people come looking for me to do stuff i dont even really have to hide all i have to do it turn off my light and

and then when they leave i just 

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